You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy; then...– Old Zen saying
tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN
reasons u should adopt me as ur pet
alleneverafter: jesus-christ-official: - i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs - i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet - i will let u boop my nose whenever - i am expert at cuddling - easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in - please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays omfg you’re...
pegthepatriarchy: Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light